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Frequently Asked Questions about Michael Nehring

What is your middle name? Peter, my father's name.

Do you have a nickname? Kinda. Brian.

Has anyone actually asked you the above questions? Not really.

How tall are you? 5 feet, and 9.5 inches. I think this is exactly average for an adult male.

What brand deodorant do you use? Why do you ask me such questions? Oh, wait, no one is actually asking me these questions. These are just questions that I made up for myself to waste my own time. I use Right Guard. By the way, Old Spice is evil and causes rashes.

What is your favorite soda? Diet Caffeine Free Coca Cola (brown bubble water as it is often called).

When is your birthday? February 16th, 1985

So, how old are you? Come on, do the subtraction yourself! If I tell you here, this page will become out of date.

Where do you study? As of this writing, I am an undergraduate at the University of Connecticut, in Storrs (nowhere), CT, USA. However, also as of this writing, I am in a study abroad program, so I am sitting at my computer in Freiburg, Germany in the StuSie.

What do you study? Mathematics. My plan is to some day get a Ph.D. in math, so that on the front page I can call myself "Doctor Michael Nehring" instead of "Mister Michael Nehring." Also, at parties, when people say "Mr. Nehring" or "Michael," I can cough twice, then say "I didn't go through graduate school and write a revolutionary dissertation to be called 'Mister'!"

Why did you make this website? Good question. Because I can. Also, to make you love me more. I detected that before you came to this website, you didn't really like me that much. Since I am so lovable, I knew that telling you about myself using too much sarcasm would make you truely love me. The real reason is that I need a place to rant, and I have been banned from every Internet forum (the second half of the last sentence was a lie. There are very many lies on this website).

When did you make this website? Hmm. Good question. I think I started this version some time around May 2002, but it is a work in progress. I try to add more interesting features as I go along.

There are 6 apples and I take 2 away, how many do I have? If I answer 4, you will say "no I have 2. I took 2 away, so those two are the apples that I have." If I say 2, you will say "6 minus 2 is 4, dummy." Ha, I already outwitted you all (or at least I outwitted myself).